Comments on Goldtoe Lemon.Nut: Bank of America: Aftermath

You know I went into a BofA here locally to cash a...

2004-09-29T16:20:08.956-07:00

You know I went into a BofA here locally to cash a check given to me by a client. As the teller was handing me money, she casually told me "Of course you know that there is a 5 DOLLAR TRANSACTION FEE for cashing checks here if you do not have an account" Im like wtf? Now you tell me? And you charge me for cashing a check that has been issued by YOUR bank? What a bunch of freaking retards. I wiped a booger on their door handle on the way out.

I say, you send them a fake bill. Make up some typ...

2004-09-28T12:23:03.616-07:00

I say, you send them a fake bill. Make up some type of "with holding funds fee", that is charged at a daily rate + interst. It will not have any effect on the bank, but maybe you will make some disgruntled employee laugh, and you can giggle while you are doing this.
Bank of America is somehow related to (owns?) my new bank, Fleet, which is, to my knowledge, the only bank to share a name with a popular brand enema.

i like the "hurricane" stole it explaination the b...

2004-09-23T09:07:41.556-07:00

i like the "hurricane" stole it explaination the best.

That's what we, in the customer service industry, ...

2004-09-22T13:45:34.226-07:00

That's what we, in the customer service industry, like to call a "cluster fuck". You should seriously take your money out of that fuckin' bank. That's some lameass shit. And what's hilarious is, when you go to close the account, the rep. is going to say, "May I ask why you've decided to take your money out of BofA?"