tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post8660526736559184376..comments2023-10-24T07:31:18.235-07:00Comments on Goldtoe Lemon.Nut: Anatomygoldmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10773351408378125444noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-64596025655870074762008-01-30T11:55:00.000-08:002008-01-30T11:55:00.000-08:00Holy fuck, what is up with these people and how do...Holy fuck, what is up with these people and how do they get these jobs?<BR/><BR/>Yes, anus is excretory organ, ok fine. But the buttocks are innocent bystanders IMHO, caught in a fight that isn't theirs.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13904641508940097647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-51274905727345977792008-01-26T15:37:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:37:00.000-08:00Okay, last thing -- and after this, I'll stop spam...Okay, last thing -- and after this, I'll stop spamming your blog with anatomy/physiology juvenalia:<BR/><BR/>If you take the whole "excretory organ" thing literally, then every TV show aired before 10PM would have to have all of their characters swaddled up in full-body latex suits, including gimp-style zippered headpieces...because the skin, period, is an excretory organ.<BR/><BR/>So, yeah...they should just have a "naughty bits" list. But, even then, I would find it amusing to see them delineate precisely what constitutes a violating display of the buttocks (haha). Like...totally unclothed buttocks, fine. But what about g-strings? What about just skimpy bikini bottoms?Chesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378979349296234764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-28039021112814070532008-01-26T15:32:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:32:00.000-08:00Another excellent point. And you wouldn't be able ...Another excellent point. And you wouldn't be able to show belly button either! Or wait - is that just me?<BR/><BR/>The policy seems to be "you can't show naughty bits" but they've tried to couch it in terms of some incorrect anatomical standard. <BR/><BR/>It's some quality nonsense.goldmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10773351408378125444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-7088452874510701692008-01-26T15:27:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:27:00.000-08:00Mm. I've never understood the whole anus vs. rectu...Mm. I've never understood the whole anus vs. rectum thing.<BR/><BR/>Also: if the anus is a sexual organ and you can't show it, then I think that means that you can't show people's mouths either.Chesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378979349296234764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-23213370794174981672008-01-26T15:22:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:22:00.000-08:00I think the anus would be sufficient to count as a...I think the anus would be sufficient to count as an excretory organ. If you're showing rectum on TV, I hope to God it's a medical program.<BR/><BR/>Good point about the sodomy though. I wonder how the Bush Administration would come down on the "is the anus a sexual organ" question.goldmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10773351408378125444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-60495844519932104942008-01-26T15:18:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:18:00.000-08:00Furthermore...By the FCC's wording, I think ABC wo...Furthermore...<BR/><BR/>By the FCC's wording, I think ABC would have had to show the woman's actual rectum to violate the rules. And, even then, only in regard to excretory organs. The matter of the rectum being a sexual organ probably matters from state to state, depending on sodomy laws...Chesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378979349296234764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5800311.post-6819674907211230802008-01-26T15:15:00.000-08:002008-01-26T15:15:00.000-08:00Seriously. I mean...they're not even an organ, per...Seriously. I mean...they're not even an organ, period.<BR/><BR/>On a related note, I was delighted to discover that, after 10PM (apparently), basic cable channels are allowed to dispense with censoring "fuck" and its variants. Which have made insomniac viewings of Friar's Club roasts way, way more fun.Chesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378979349296234764noreply@blogger.com