False Idol

There's a bogus story that the word posh is an acronym for Port Out Starboard Home. The idea being that luxury cabins should be in shade on a boat heading east in the morning and west at night.



It's not true. Well, the part about where the sun would be is true.



But since I take Caltrain south in the morning and north at night, I end up sitting on the starboard side for both legs to avoid the glare and better watch Dr. Strangelove on my laptop.



Sosh. That's what I am.



And sick of taking the stupid train.