January 22, 2004


Art Garfunkel faces a $100 fine after being busted for pot possession in New York. It's a sad state of affairs when the War on Drugs claims Garfunkel and Tommy Chong as victims.

On the plus side, copy editors around the country are having a field day. Some highlights:

  • Garfunkel's Sounds of Sirens

  • Garfunkel feeling less groovy after drug bust

  • Garfunkel not so groovy

  • Garfunkel feelin' groovy

  • Garfunkel feelin' not so groovy

  • Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And ... Pot: Art Garfunkel Busted

What, no "Garfunkel's Bridge is Over Trouble Water" or "Garfunkel: 'I am a Rock' Fiend ... I mean, it's just Pot'" or "Garfunkel: I wish I was homeward bound ... and high!" or "Garfunkel: April come she will ... and sell me a dime bag" or "Garfunkel says: pottity pottity pot pot - weed."

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