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Art Garfunkel faces a $100 fine after being busted for pot possession in New York. It's a sad state of affairs when the War on Drugs claims Garfunkel and Tommy Chong as victims.



On the plus side, copy editors around the country are having a field day. Some highlights:

• Garfunkel's Sounds of Sirens


• Garfunkel feeling less groovy after drug bust


• Garfunkel not so groovy


• Garfunkel feelin' groovy


• Garfunkel feelin' not so groovy


• Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And ... Pot: Art Garfunkel Busted

What, no "Garfunkel's Bridge is Over Trouble Water" or "Garfunkel: 'I am a Rock' Fiend ... I mean, it's just Pot'" or "Garfunkel: I wish I was homeward bound ... and high!" or "Garfunkel: April come she will ... and sell me a dime bag" or "Garfunkel says: pottity pottity pot pot - weed."