I've blown past Shel and moved into Dom DeLuise territory.
The horror ... the horror ...
are those your sunglasses? please tell me those belong to your gf.
"Is that the view?"
Yup - those are mah lady's specs. She looks much more stylish in them. And more slender.
that picture of me is... kinda ug.
Is that a threadless t-shirt? I think I have that XXL mamma jamma in my closet. The name of it is something about decay?
WOW Jason, does your girlfriend own a mirror? Or is she actually aware that she is dating someone that would no doubt get turned down in brothel if he walked in with a wallet splitting at the sides from the amount of cash stuffed into it?
I'm confused. Why does my girlfriend need a mirror to see that I look bad? Is it because I am so hideous that she must never look directly at me? You mean to imply that I am a gorgon.Seems fair.
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