April 11, 2004


Been doing some cleaning around the place and I stumbled upon a sekrit cache of mementos. In particular, I found my notes from a working offsite I attended at my last job.

Herewith are the top 10 Death Metal Band Names inspired by a Seminar on Modern Portfolio Theory:

  1. Pain Index

  2. Capital Death

  3. The Soul Process

  4. Fund of Mental Breakdown

  5. Blood Equity

  6. Benchmarked for Torture

  7. Too Much Fund

  8. Impaled Asset

  9. Fifty-Two Week Low

  10. Starkfolio Homicide

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