December 27, 2006

For future reference

To clean a bathtub full of rotting shit you will need:

  1. a mop you will never use again
  2. enough bleach to dissolve the enamel off porcelain
  3. the ability to suppress the feeling that you're being moistened with human waste the next time you shower
I'm working on the last part.

1 comment:

Steve Jenson said...

A hidden desire to bathe in poo will also suffice. Sign me up!